My favorite banned terms on this site are “suicide prevention” and “safe sex”
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
(via shield-your-beliefs)
Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.
(via queen-of-the-castle)
was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we’re a part of it
@ exclusionists:
We are all Faggots in the eyes of the Fash. Stand United or Die Separately.
truly few things are more sneer-worthy to me than a gay deeply invested in respectability and assimilation
(via techno-trashcan)
Aces who are generally sex positive but personally sex repulsed, the new motto is “you do you, just don’t do me”
1000004% approved
I respect it.
(via midnightkissme)
Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron
I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it
How doe this post have less than 1,000 notes when “The Eye Of Sauron at the Cheesecake factory” has been living rent-free in my head for almost a decade?
streaming companies will say um we’re increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that’s 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️
(via sharctopus)
we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though
i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don’t pretend you’re not.
you. you get it.
(via kaity--did)
Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.
This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.
(via im2tired4usernames)
Not to keep reliving trauma on main, but I’m getting weird deja vu from where my health was a few years ago and where it’s at now. And most of it is revolving around Good Omens.
In May of 2019, we genuinely thought I was dying because I was dying. My organs were in the process of shutting down because my red blood cells were prematurely self-destructing and damaging my kidneys in the process, and I was rapidly coming to terms with the fact that I might not survive much longer. I’d fought the good fight, and I’d lost. Mostly due to medical neglect. And I was mad about a lot of things, but do you know what I remember from the traumatic blur I’m left with?
“I’m going to be so pissed if I die before Good Omens comes out.”
I’d waited 20+ years at that point for something like a tv adaptation of Good Omens. Ever since I was a child and my dad read the book to me, and I fell in love with it. And here I was, mere weeks away from the TV release and on the verge of death.
Then like a miracle, a miracle that hinged on human compassion and a doctor being willing to listen to me, I was saved. Dragged back from the jaws of death by a relentless hematology department that refused to give up on me and ultimately saved my life. And a week later, I got to watch Good Omens propped up in my own bed, still weak, still ill, with my heart stuttering in my chest every time I laughed. And I remember thinking, “I did it. I got to see it.”
That it’s now it’s 2023 and my health has tanked again. My organs are rebelling against me and no one seems to know why. But yet again, a few weeks before Good Omens is set to release, I find a doctor who listens to me and is doing all he can to help. Striving with the grim kind of determination that can only come from a place of compassion and care. Like my world is worth saving, and not just his.
Which is rather fitting, I think.
I’m glad you’ll be here for the next round. And it makes me a bit more determined that somehow we will finish the story.
Another one from earlier this year I almost forgot about. I like cool space sword yeh. Too bad Sessoumaru gets dunked on to gettit.
(via midnightkissme)
Having type one diabetes is like having a emu and everyone assumes it’s a ostrich.
And I know how to take care of my emu, but everyone is advising me on my ‘ostrich’.
ME/CFS is not a mental illness. Medical professionals are beginning to categorize it as a neuroimmune disorder.
Chronic fatigue is not a mental health issue nor is it psychosomatic.
(via anxious-and-in-pain)
obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
(via goodie-giving-gecko-gets-gatos)